mandag, mars 31, 2008

Adekvate helsetjenester

Å komme til Cape Town er som å komme til paradis. Sol, varme, svømmebasseng, Chardonnay, Merlot, Balducci, Table Mountain, Franschhoek, Loop Street, Heritage Square, Waterkant, Victoria & Alfred. Ettermiddagsøl på Cape Grace og mere til.
Og så alle de gode tjenestetilbudene. En formiddag i Long Street fikk jeg disse fantastiske tilbudene fra en lokal helseklinkk drevet av Dr. Mama K Hassan, "a strong woman herbalist" (i det videre på originalsproget):

  • Penis enlargement, large, tall or any size
  • Control early ejaculation
  • We help pregnant women
  • Women who cannot produce and those with period problems
  • Women reduce women's vagina and big stomach (belly)
  • We treat discharge and bad smell
  • We treat abnormal pains & painful menstruation periods
  • Make more round
  • Diabetes, Ashtama and Skin problems
  • High/low blood pressure
  • Bring back lost lover
  • Court cases/divorce and bad debt
  • We help pregnant woman who cannot reproduce
  • We remove bad luck and give good luck
  • To get jobs and promotion
  • We solve family problems and tortures and clean homes from bad gohsts and tokoloshis
  • Protection of property and win over friends
  • We heal mad people and epilepsy
  • Winning lotto and at the casino
Føler du deg frister til å prøve? Bare stikk innom i 60 Long Street eller ring +27 83 955 0560.


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